EShakti skirt is none of those things. Look at that gorgeous pleating! It adds just enough interest that it's not a lumpy giant bag (love the defined waist). It is about 5 inches too long, though, which is totally my fault. EShakti actually lets you custom order any of their clothes, so instead of just ordering my standard size, I could have ordered it in a length more suited to someone 5'2". Oops. Instead, I'm wearing my highest heels here. I might hem it for summer so I can wear flat sandals underneath. Oh, I'm forgetting the best part. POCKETS.
Skirt, c/o EShakti (same skirt, different color)
Jacket, Forever 21.