I’ve worn a short suit on the blog before, 1000 years ago. This one happened quite by accident, though. I bought the shorts at Zara when I was in San Diego in March, and the blazer from Asos in July. I was absolutely tickled when I realized they would match. Because the short suit is perfect for days when it’s too hot for pants but you still wanna be business cazzzsssh. How do you spell shortened casual? The world may never know.
I never knew fake hair could completely unlock my alter ego. I went from normal AJ to Real Housewives of Little Rock ready in like, 30 seconds. I swung this thing around all day long, living my best Ariana Grande life. I’m convinced fake hair gives you super powers. I’ve already ordered two more ponies because I also discovered it’s the best way to distract people from dirty hair. THAT’S the real super power.
How many photos do you need of an outfit for you to decide if you like it or not? I typically post 3-5 photos, of little details and full body shots, but that’s merely due to tradition. It feels like just posting one isn’t enough CONTENT, although surely you get the gist.
Anyway, it sounds like I’m really going through it right now, but in fact I’m writing these all in one day and am just incredibly lazy. Plus you’ve already seen this on Instagram, so.