I never knew fake hair could completely unlock my alter ego. I went from normal AJ to Real Housewives of Little Rock ready in like, 30 seconds. I swung this thing around all day long, living my best Ariana Grande life. I’m convinced fake hair gives you super powers. I’ve already ordered two more ponies because I also discovered it’s the best way to distract people from dirty hair. THAT’S the real super power.