Look, I don't have to tell you the fanny pack is back. I've seen people wearing them both ironically and un. Heck, if Gucci is making a fanny pack in leather and calling it a "waist bag" we've reached peak 90's revival.
And today, I am wearing a pretty sweet fanny pack. It has BIG MACS ALL OVER IT.


Why would one need such a pack? Besides the obvious, like holding your keys and your increasingly larger phones, they are also handy for carrying around a large amount of fries.

Okay, okay, here's the fun part. McDonald's + UberEats sent me this burger swag to promote McDelivery Day, which is coming up Thursday, July 19th. At 10:30 a.m. your time, all you have to do is place a $5 or more order for McDonald's on your UberEats app and you've got a chance to get some throwback McDelivery swag like...you guessed it, this fanny pack. They've got pins, tees, socks, all sorts of fun stuff - but it's first come, first serve and in limited supply so set your alarms now.
I've actually never ordered UberEats before, so we decided to try it out tonight and I gotta say, I'm a fan. It was SUPER fast, and way too easy because we ordered WAY too much food. Check it out, they wrap the drinks so they don't spill.

Way, way, WAY too much food. They have cookies. WE GOT AN EXTRA COOKIE AND I DIDN'T HAVE ROOM.


Yeah I'm way too excited about this. I'm sure it depends on where you live, but our order placed at 6:42 was arriving just around 7:00 and basically I don't see a reason to leave my house again.
So let's recap: Awesome fanny pack - free stuff with your McDelivery order July 19th - and I am an enormous dork.

For a full list of participating restaurants, check out McDeliveryatMcDonalds.com. I got some free stuff for posting about this stuff, FYI, including a delicious Quarter Pounder with Cheese. But the UberEats review was just a random thing I decided to do because I was so impressed with the process. You can trust me, I'm a fry enthusiast.